x: Please
don't be like Tuesday & Wednesday.
y:
Why?
x: ♪
Tuesday Wednesday break my heart…
Be
like Friday..
♪
Friday never hesitate.
x: ♪
Did you see that shooting star tonight?
y:
Nope. It's raining.
x: ♪
Were you dazzled by the same constellation?
y:
Nope, Regulus.
x: ♪ Did
you see that shooting star tonight?
y:
No, it's raining.
x: ♪ Were
you dazzled by the same constellation?
y:
…
x: ♪ Did
you and Ju-
y:
NO.
x: Can I be
your phone so I can be the one closest to you?
y:
But I tend to drop it, break it, and replace it for the newer one.
x: Hey you.
y:
Yep. *excited*
x: *offline*
y:
*flipping table*
x: You know
me so well! It's like you can read my mind!
y:
Well I just…uh...stalk you on twitter.
x: You're
stalking me!
y:
Huh?
x: You read
all my tweets!
y:
What do you expect? I only follow few people and half of them rarely update!
x: I did the
test. Twice; in two different times. It's positive.
y:
What did it say
x: ISTJ.
x: I feel so
productive today!
y:
Yeah?
x: I've just
downloaded two seasons of Majisuka
Gakuen.
y:
O-okay..
x: My life
without you is like Mayuyu without bangs, like Takamina without ribbon, like
Sasshi without sc-
y:
I got it.
*on the phone*
x: Are you
watching AKB now?
y:
Pfftt..NO! Haha!
x: Okay
then. Bye!
y:
Bye! *continue watching AKB sport
festival*
x: I like
you as much as Mayuyu likes Pompompurin.
y:
I like you more like Mayuyu likes chicken karaage.
x: No. I
like you more, like Mayuyu loves her bangs.
y:
Fine. You win.
x: How did
you feel the first time you listened to Bokutachos?
y:
"...well, it's like a little light
in my heart is finally flickering again."
x: This
morning on my way to office I saw hikoukigumo.
y:
What?
x: Hikoukigumo.
y:
Geez! You should start speaking our language.
x: Wasshoi!
x: What do
you want?
y:
Juice.
x: What
juice do you like?
y:
Mangoo~MAMBO no.2 de iko u amai amai
FURUUTSU no RIZUMU~♪
x: Here you
go again.
x: You're
like Jurina.
y:
*blushing* Pretty, popular and witty?
Aww...thanks!
x: Desp-
y:
I got it.
x: You
almost look like a character from Frozen.
y:
Elsa? Aww...thanks!
x: No, I
mean Olaf.
x: I like
you.
y:
More than you like Nescafé original?
x: Would you
be mad if I say no?
y:
No. I can understand.
x: That's
why I like you.
x: I like
you.
y:
Prove it.
x: I'll
always choose you over Bistik Sapi Tepung
Solaria.
x: I love you more
than I love myself
y: *meh*
x: ...more than I
love Nescafé Original & Bistik
Solaria combined.
y: Aww... Stop it
you~
x: Hi..
y: OH HI!
x: What's with that shades?
y: Well...uh...I have to wear it when I see you. Because you're too bright
for me~
x: I can't
sleep.
y:
Have you turned off the light?
x: Yes.
y:
What about the Internet?
x: It's
still on.
y:
That's why…
x: Why do you
ask me google-able questions?
y:
Because Sweetheart, that's how people build relationship; at least for me.
x: Random
question?
y:
Yep.
x: Do you
sound like one in Google Translate?
x: You're
like an open book to me.
y:
Really?
x: But it's
in Japanese. I can't read Japanese.
x: You're
like an open book to me.
y:
Really?
x: Yeah…
Voynich manuscript.
x: If the
alternate universe couldn't escape you from reality, what would you do?
y:
What if I told you, we don't only have one alternate?