XY Randomity

x: Please don't be like Tuesday & Wednesday.

y: Why?

x: ♪ Tuesday Wednesday break my heart…

Be like Friday..

♪ Friday never hesitate.

x: ♪ Did you see that shooting star tonight?

y: Nope. It's raining.

x: ♪ Were you dazzled by the same constellation?

y: Nope, Regulus.

x: ♪ Did you see that shooting star tonight?

y: No, it's raining.

x: ♪ Were you dazzled by the same constellation?

y: …

x: ♪ Did you and Ju-

y: NO.

x: Can I be your phone so I can be the one closest to you?

y: But I tend to drop it, break it, and replace it for the newer one.

x: Hey you.

y: Yep. *excited*

x: *offline*

y: *flipping table*

x: You know me so well! It's like you can read my mind!

y: Well I just…uh...stalk you on twitter.

x: You're stalking me!

y: Huh?

x: You read all my tweets!

y: What do you expect? I only follow few people and half of them rarely update!

x: I did the test. Twice; in two different times. It's positive.

y: What did it say

x: ISTJ.

x: I feel so productive today!

y: Yeah?

x: I've just downloaded two seasons of Majisuka Gakuen.

y: O-okay..

x: My life without you is like Mayuyu without bangs, like Takamina without ribbon, like Sasshi without sc-

y: I got it.

*on the phone*

x: Are you watching AKB now?

y: Pfftt..NO! Haha!

x: Okay then. Bye!

y: Bye! *continue watching AKB sport festival*

x: I like you as much as Mayuyu likes Pompompurin.

y: I like you more like Mayuyu likes chicken karaage.

x: No. I like you more, like Mayuyu loves her bangs.

y: Fine. You win.

x: How did you feel the first time you listened to Bokutachos?

y: "...well, it's like a little light in my heart is finally flickering again."

x: This morning on my way to office I saw hikoukigumo.

y: What?

x: Hikoukigumo.

y: Geez! You should start speaking our language.

x: Wasshoi!

x: What do you want?

y: Juice.

x: What juice do you like?

y: Mangoo~MAMBO no.2 de iko u amai amai FURUUTSU no RIZUMU~♪

x: Here you go again.

x: You're like Jurina.

y: *blushing* Pretty, popular and witty? Aww...thanks!

x: Desp-

y: I got it.

x: You almost look like a character from Frozen.

y: Elsa? Aww...thanks!

x: No, I mean Olaf.

x: I like you.

y: More than you like Nescafé original?

x: Would you be mad if I say no?

y: No. I can understand.

x: That's why I like you.

x: I like you.

y: Prove it.

x: I'll always choose you over Bistik Sapi Tepung Solaria.

x: I love you more than I love myself

y: *meh*

x: ...more than I love Nescafé Original & Bistik Solaria combined.

y: Aww... Stop it you~

x: Hi..

y: OH HI!

x: What's with that shades?

y: Well...uh...I have to wear it when I see you. Because you're too bright for me~

x: I can't sleep.

y: Have you turned off the light?

x: Yes.

y: What about the Internet?

x: It's still on.

y: That's why…

x: Why do you ask me google-able questions?

y: Because Sweetheart, that's how people build relationship; at least for me.

x: Random question?

y: Yep.

x: Do you sound like one in Google Translate?

x: You're like an open book to me.

y: Really?

x: But it's in Japanese. I can't read Japanese.

x: You're like an open book to me.

y: Really?

x: Yeah… Voynich manuscript.

x: If the alternate universe couldn't escape you from reality, what would you do?

y: What if I told you, we don't only have one alternate?